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A brief note from a customer service phone monkey, to anyone who may ever need to call any kind of customer service for any reason:

If you find yourself needing to do business over the phone, or needing to call for customer service, please do everyone a favor and do not sit there eating while you are talking on the phone. Trust me, we can hear you. It sounds gross. Would you sit there chomping on nachos while doing business face-to-face at the bank? Stop it.

I'm not talking about coming back from placing a customer on hold and hearing eating noises, mind you; I'm talking about listening to them chewing while they are talking to me. And it never fails to baffle me. Why do that? Do they really think that because I can't see them, I can't tell?

Eugh.

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck

Date: 2007-04-13 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsewhere7.livejournal.com
I hate this as well, and I have to force myself not to ask "What is that you're eating? It sounds delicious."

Date: 2007-04-13 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahumblepen.livejournal.com
I dare you to. Daaaaaaaaare.

Date: 2007-04-13 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joiedecombat.livejournal.com
My temptation is always to pretend I can't understand them as long as they're talking with their mouths full.

Give in

Date: 2007-04-13 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thenowhere.livejournal.com
You embarrass the absolute holy FUCK out of them, *and* get them to stop.

I used to do it when answering the phone was something I did a hell of a lot more often, in jobs.

Date: 2007-04-13 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funwithrage.livejournal.com
Word.

I occasionally get caught on the other end--I snack at the desk and can't always wait to answer a call--but I try to swallow as soon as I can.

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